I love Bill Maher!
gotta love oprah.
“I think if you live long enough you understand really clearly that none of us are defined by our mistakes. You are defined by - if you get the lesson from the mistake…and if you can move on & move forward. Once you *get* the lesson, you don’t have to repeat that one anymore. But if you don’t get the lesson it shows up again and again and again.” -Oprah
On my late night drive home from a friend’s I happened to catch glimpse of an eerie light in the distance. As I approached the one light turned to four and soon my headlights were illuminating, not just the reflective eyes but the whole of, two cows walking along the side of the road.
I don’t know where these cows were headed on their midnight stroll, nor where they came from (we’re rural, but not that rural).
But I do know that they were the freakiest cows I’ve ever seen.
The circle of Hell that Dante conveniently forgot to mention: the one where you leave something on a plane and then spend hour after hour listening to awful elevator music while on hold to god-knows-who in an attempt to retrieve said item.
My brother is getting married… when did we become adults?