American High-Schooler’s Best Metaphors
Who the fuck is Katie Price and why does she have her own tv show?
. Take really nice photos
. Easy enough to use that I won’t HAVE to read the manual
. Not get angry when I try to take pictures in the dark
. Not clear my bank account upon purchase
. Happily take up permanent residence in my not-dramatically-oversized purse.
… and here ‘Up North’ doesn’t mean a two hour drive to Bailey’s Harbor, it requires a passport.